Suggestions For The Busy Cat
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1) Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose.
   Then walk off nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.

2) Figure 8 your human's legs while they are walking around the
   kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.

3) Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this
   would be the perfect place to take a nap.

4) Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at
   nothing or an ax murderer.

5) Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human' s shoes.
   Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.

6) Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneading
   any available body parts.

7) Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes can be great fun.